Bro is typing.
Bro: man, seen ths?… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz7awSWzC9s
Me: Hey. what’s it?
Bro: cnt u jst watch it? y ask?
Me: Okay okay. Just curious.
Sent at 9:15 PM on Saturday
Bro: saw it? nice na? anothr smart fuckbag swami. literaly.:)
Me: hm. so true. One great career option actually.
Bro: LOL. as if u hav so many odrs! :D
Me: Ha ha. Touché li’l fucker.
Bro: btw, had read somwher tht ‘saffron’ is grt for an active sexlife. nw we knw y… LMAO. :)
Me: Ha ha... err. LMAO?
Bro is typing.
Bro: ??..
Me: LMAO = ?
Bro: laughin ma ass out (duh!)
Me: Oh okay. So how’s life? College n all?
Bro:Well nuthn much. usual borin story. urs?
Me: Uhm, not much to go. Course ends in April.
Bro: whoa! Kewl... u get to idle at home b4 me man! ;)
Me: I hope not. Time for me to finally find some work, don’t u think?
Bro: so u werent actualy searchin all ths while? LOL :D
Me: Aw, c’mon man…
Bro: heh. hey brb.
Me: Where u goin? Pub night?
Bro: hw hilarious! gotta tak a piss man. c u in 2.
Me: ha ha. K.
Sent at 9:25 PM on Saturday
Bro: Hey. m back.
Me: Hmm. Me watchin Hitch. U seen it? kinda funny.
Bro: Nopes. Horror?
Me: No no. Rom com. Will Smith n all. I’m tryin to figure which made me laugh more. This or My Name is Khan.
Bro: Oh fuck u.
Me: No seriously. Your khan guy looked like small wonder with weak batteries. Lol.
Bro: Yeah rite. the highest grossin hindi movie overseas. smal wunder huh?
Me: And back home?
Bro: nt importnt. target is met.
Me: Yeah the darn NRI’s, right. Nostalgia Reeking Indians. Ha ha.
Bro: uh man. u r so unfunny.
Me: And u r so weird, fancying that loser. You ask me, he shouldn’t be allowed miles near a movie camera.
Bro: u still use apostrophes and capital lettrs, n u r talkin of weird? LOLOL!
Me: Ha ha. Long time since we fought over him, no?
Bro: mm. thot u learnd to liv wid the fact tht he rocks.
Sent at 9:35 PM on Saturday
Me: So how’s ur love life?
Bro: Duh?
Me: That fair chubby girl with nice hair. Cuz told me. Don’t pretend.
Bro: Fuck u man. u and her too. n cuz too.
Bro is typing.
Bro: u expctn me to be a pussy weeper like ya? no way senor.
Me: whoa, why rattle my bag son. just askin.
Bro: yea well. dont. i hate it.
Sent at 9:39 PM on Saturday
Me: You know Amber Valetta right?
Bro: mm. she died?
Me: Doesn’t she look a lot like Natasha Henstridge?
Bro: where? which part?
Me: manners man. I’m ur big brother. :)
Bro: pfft. buzz offfff.
Sent at 9:45 PM on Saturday
Me: Does your tweet mean anything in particular?
Bro: course it does.
Me: okay.
Sent at 9:48 PM on Saturday
Me: you play farmville?
Bro: no. lame shit.
Me: oh. But many of my pals seem to love it.
Bro: exactly.
Sent at 9:55 PM on Saturday
Bro is typing.
Bro: moms callin 4 dinner.
Me: Really? already?
Bro: ya. its 10.
Me: Man, time flies talkin. Don’t it?
Bro: yea ya einstein. get ur ass up. shes startd shoutin. r u fuckin deaf?
Me: Ha ha. These apple headphones totally get my vote. really noise proof, u know.
Bro: LMAO. me goin anyway. pls do arrive down b4 she blows it. cya.
Me: Hm. Nice talkin. :)
Bro: yeah rite.
Me: No really. Long time. Felt nice.
Bro: u fag. jst come dwn.
Me: LMAO!
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