Bro is typing.
Bro: man, seen ths?… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz7awSWzC9s
Me: Hey. what’s it?
Bro: cnt u jst watch it? y ask?
Me: Okay okay. Just curious.
Sent at 9:15 PM on Saturday
Bro: saw it? nice na? anothr smart fuckbag swami. literaly.:)
Me: hm. so true. One great career option actually.
Bro: LOL. as if u hav so many odrs! :D
Me: Ha ha. Touché li’l fucker.
Bro: btw, had read somwher tht ‘saffron’ is grt for an active sexlife. nw we knw y… LMAO. :)
Me: Ha ha... err. LMAO?
Bro is typing.
Bro: ??..
Me: LMAO = ?
Bro: laughin ma ass out (duh!)
Me: Oh okay. So how’s life? College n all?
Bro:Well nuthn much. usual borin story. urs?
Me: Uhm, not much to go. Course ends in April.
Bro: whoa! Kewl... u get to idle at home b4 me man! ;)
Me: I hope not. Time for me to finally find some work, don’t u think?
Bro: so u werent actualy searchin all ths while? LOL :D
Me: Aw, c’mon man…
Bro: heh. hey brb.
Me: Where u goin? Pub night?
Bro: hw hilarious! gotta tak a piss man. c u in 2.
Me: ha ha. K.
Sent at 9:25 PM on Saturday
Bro: Hey. m back.
Me: Hmm. Me watchin Hitch. U seen it? kinda funny.
Bro: Nopes. Horror?
Me: No no. Rom com. Will Smith n all. I’m tryin to figure which made me laugh more. This or My Name is Khan.
Bro: Oh fuck u.
Me: No seriously. Your khan guy looked like small wonder with weak batteries. Lol.
Bro: Yeah rite. the highest grossin hindi movie overseas. smal wunder huh?
Me: And back home?
Bro: nt importnt. target is met.
Me: Yeah the darn NRI’s, right. Nostalgia Reeking Indians. Ha ha.
Bro: uh man. u r so unfunny.
Me: And u r so weird, fancying that loser. You ask me, he shouldn’t be allowed miles near a movie camera.
Bro: u still use apostrophes and capital lettrs, n u r talkin of weird? LOLOL!
Me: Ha ha. Long time since we fought over him, no?
Bro: mm. thot u learnd to liv wid the fact tht he rocks.
Sent at 9:35 PM on Saturday
Me: So how’s ur love life?
Bro: Duh?
Me: That fair chubby girl with nice hair. Cuz told me. Don’t pretend.
Bro: Fuck u man. u and her too. n cuz too.
Bro is typing.
Bro: u expctn me to be a pussy weeper like ya? no way senor.
Me: whoa, why rattle my bag son. just askin.
Bro: yea well. dont. i hate it.
Sent at 9:39 PM on Saturday
Me: You know Amber Valetta right?
Bro: mm. she died?
Me: Doesn’t she look a lot like Natasha Henstridge?
Bro: where? which part?
Me: manners man. I’m ur big brother. :)
Bro: pfft. buzz offfff.
Sent at 9:45 PM on Saturday
Me: Does your tweet mean anything in particular?
Bro: course it does.
Me: okay.
Sent at 9:48 PM on Saturday
Me: you play farmville?
Bro: no. lame shit.
Me: oh. But many of my pals seem to love it.
Bro: exactly.
Sent at 9:55 PM on Saturday
Bro is typing.
Bro: moms callin 4 dinner.
Me: Really? already?
Bro: ya. its 10.
Me: Man, time flies talkin. Don’t it?
Bro: yea ya einstein. get ur ass up. shes startd shoutin. r u fuckin deaf?
Me: Ha ha. These apple headphones totally get my vote. really noise proof, u know.
Bro: LMAO. me goin anyway. pls do arrive down b4 she blows it. cya.
Me: Hm. Nice talkin. :)
Bro: yeah rite.
Me: No really. Long time. Felt nice.
Bro: u fag. jst come dwn.
Me: LMAO!
Bro is offline. Messages you send will be delivered when Bro comes online.
17 comments:
ok.. this is to clarify... i'm the writer's only brother as far as i know.. and i've got nothing to do with a single word seen in this.. it is completely a work of fiction unlike the previous ones....
and abt ur comments on SRK n MNIK.. as it seems to be an indirect msg to me.. it surprises me how pathetic u act.. jus cant let it be can you..
and abt it being funny n smallwonder and all i'd rather say nothing..its for everyone to see..
hope dat gav u all d pleasure n peace in the world..
oh an btw.. hav u seen this anywer
"And no more of he-who's-name-is-Khan. Promise."
LOL!!! i mean LMAO!! good day...:-)
@ Anwith: the Bro is you, only if the Me is me. Which i never said is. So chill...
And the message is not indirect. It is very direct, and as far as i heard from my peers, pretty unanimous too. I didn't find the movie the least bit interesting, nor the acting, and that's for me to decide.
oh and btw, this is not any more of he-who's-name-is-Khan. This was abt the movie. Actually, this wasn't even about that. good day to u too :)
"No seriously. Your khan guy looked like small wonder with weak batteries. Lol."
"And u r so weird, fancying that loser. You ask me, he shouldn’t be allowed miles near a movie camera."
not quite abt the movie i'd say... who are u kidding?...
u and ur peers.. hehe... i know d kind..
and its indeed for u to decide, dats y i din say anything abt dat...
and a lot ppl whose opinion i value felt otherwise..so i'm contend with dat...:-)
Good for you. Sad you didn't get the point though. I rest my case.
oh.. sorry dat i couldn't get ur point.. guess u r d right one always.. also thank u for making me look way cooler than i am in the post:-).. rest mine too..:-)
The post was surprisingly not so interesting, so unlike you. I was rather hoping it would be something about the swamy.
Wow its really fun to have the khan duel with your own bro isnt it?
Btw I too think that SRK cant act to save his life and I totally dont understand people who think otherwise. Just my opinion.
@ Nick: The whole point of the post seems to have been lost in an inane argument. Wasn't the intention, and didn't see it coming.
Anyways, thanks for the honest comment. Its all part of the learning curve, i guess.
I think I did get the point, but then maybe that's not it..
@Athulct
In one line..."Not very interesting"...guess u put way too many things in this one.
Well i liked the way u broke the diff parts with
"Sent at &%*^+*" & "Bro is typing"...tat was kind of nice.
Oh btw i love "small wonder"...it is so insanely funny...am ready to trade watchin any movie for it...any day man...and any movie.
Btw jst confused...i knw this is fiction but still...do u and ur bro talk to each other at home through gtalk...ROTF & of course LMAO...lol
@Anwith
Nobody better than me knows hw embarrassing it is to have an elder brother who likes both aamir and chelsea...LMAO...and my heart goes out to all such younger brothers...lol
Btw studies show tat...the youngest child in the family is the smartest, most intelligent and wat not...so just chill...lol
@Nikhil
Stop throwing opinions abt people...u never knw when one comes around..."Just my Opinion"...wtf
@ ANURAG: I am truly delighted for two reasons.
1. You are the only guy who seems to have gotten what i tried to get across. The whole intention was to stress the point that "brothers in adjacent rooms actually talk to each other thru gtalk these days". And believe it or not, IT HAPPENS IN MY HOUSE. The only non-fictional part of the whole thing was that. Thanks anyway.
2. Your unconditional care for my younger brother is truly heartwarming. Guess he should've been yours. And that would've made the best brothers ever. Cheers.
@anurag: thank you bro...:-)
@Athul:
I am disappointed that someone like you didnt get the point...and so i apologize as it has to be my mistake as there is no other reason for u having missed it.
Its not abt any unconditional care or any such other crap...rather brothers are supposed to be like this...they should fight...never have similar tastes...unless of course the brothers are Siamese twins or retards...lol
This is hw it is supposed to be...so it doesnt matter who your brother is & who is not...
@Anurag
You blame me of throwing opinions about people? And what is it that you do different? Opinions do come back, but what was your point?
And its funny to see 'bollywood-hero-fans' take offense for their heroes. Seriously LMAO!
@Athul
The brothers chatting on gtalk in the same house - I had got it, but it seemed neither as provocative or as revolting as your previous posts have been. So I was left wondering.
@Nikhil
Its really funny how you got everything correct other than the point...it has got nothing to do about throwing opinions or being different...i just ridiculed the way u hid behind "Just my opinion".
Bloody fuck!!! Everyone knows its your opinion...i guess u did not notice...every time u comment, your name appears along with it. So thats that.
And i am curious what you had in mind when u wrote that last line...its really funny that you feel anything you say about anybody or anyone is important enough for me to take an offense about it...I guess u highly overrated yourself on that...now tats seriously LMAO...overrating oneself...leave it for others...lol and of course LMAO!!!
@ACT
Sorry for the mess man! :)
@ Anurag: Chill dude. And was kiddin bout the bro thing. :)
@ Nick: Its more than alright bro. And was tryin to cover a crap post by sayin everyone missed the point. Seems that didn't fly. LMAO. :)
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